FUN FOR OTHERS 391. Survey with Humor 1 Include an off the wall question in your next department– or company–wide survey. One of my favorites is “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” Some popular answers to this very question:2 • None. Woodchucks can’t actually chuck wood. • According to a wildlife expert, if they could chuck wood, it would be around 700 pounds. • A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1 E.g., which Michael Jackson album was released in 1979? 2 See How Much Wood. 199