ENERGIZER 419. Battle Rap Have a rap battle with your coworkers.1 As an example, here’s a ridiculous rap I just made up: OK, OK, Listen. Here we go... I jump on a mic like I jump to conclusions. I see strange looks so let me clear the confusion. My rhymes add up, like I’m using Excel. And if there’s any doubt, yo I’m ‘bout to dispel. Cuz I climb the corporate ladder with the greatest of ease, And if you wanna know how, well it’s none of your beez. I leverage my words and scale I my discussion, I’ll hit a drum twice but won’t suffer re–percussions. It’s coming to an end, like it’s corn on the COB, It’s the close of business, but I should stick to my day job. Drupac out. 1 Fun Fact: In some Intuit cultures, debates were solved via “song duels” where the two debating parties sang songs mocking the other person. The person with the best jabs won over the audience and won the argument. tl;dr: Some Intuit cultures settled arguments using rap battles. See Intuit Culture. 213